pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via spoken-not-written)

I wish it wasn’t to late to apologize, but almost 2 months have gone by. Yet I still can’t get you off my mind, or forget that you’re no longer in my life. I’m probably not even a thought in your head anymore. I wish I didn’t fuck up so bad. But I don’t know what I want, and I don’t know what I need. All I know is that i miss you terribly 

freyreh:

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

guess we can’t be calling men dogs as an insult anymore

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via anna-rose-banana)

If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.

All good things here! (via hqlines)

(Source: mylesbianloveblog, via runbirdyrun)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via runbirdyrun)

annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

(via yourcaptionisdead)

"I don’t give a SHIT about me. This is all for you guys."

(Source: twentyoneklaine, via capt-rum)

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

image

Because it’s terrifying as fuck

(via abundance-of-kimberly)

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

(via khgirlz)

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

(via wonderland-and-back)

(via pengwhat)

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(Source: teallikethecolor, via pengwhat)